ROCCO L.M. GAGNON
istp . status: alive
they/them
raised by a single father and a fortune-telling grandmother, rocco's childhood was a bit of a mixed bag. they were acutely aware of the consequences their actions could have from a young age, and developed poor self-esteem. they helped their grandmother out with her psychic work until they were thirteen; when she passed, they tried to get other work to support their remaining family. once they met sweatpants, they pursued less legal career options.
cynical by nurture, protective by nature, rocco is a well-intentioned, if somewhat overbearing, individual. they don't get close to people often, but those lucky few become their new family. otherwise, they're a self-centered person, and they pride themself on this; they admit to looking out for only their own, but maybe they're not as tough as they think. they're literal-minded, very practical, and keen on cash. despite all of their bitterness, they're actually an avid conspiracy theorist.
capricorn sun, taurus moon, taurus rising. 5 feet, 9 inches tall.
sweatpants jones
enfp . status: alive
she/it
born in the rich township neighboring ado city, tiffany buttercup jones had a cruel family who cared more about image than their 4 children. she was bullied and demeaned through most of her youth, and from there on out, childhood for her was... pretty rough. she ran away from home before turning eighteen, and met up with rocco not too long after. she's been going by sweatpants exclusively ever since.
sweatpants's entire personality can be built around her desire to leave the past behind. chaotic but lazy, bubbly but deadpan, friendly but selfish - she's a lot of contradicting ideas squished into one person. she doesn't always comprehend the long-lasting effects her actions, but she's not an intentionally mean-spirited person. she loves bubblegum and punk music, and longs for adventure. she naturally acts as a mediator in most conflicts, and believes people are good at heart, despite the pain of her past. any secrets she keeps, she keeps because of her own insecurities, not because she doesn't trust those around her.
leo sun, aquarius moon, libra rising. 5 feet, 3 inches tall.
ETHANIEL WILKINSON
entj . status: alive
he/him
ethaniel grew up in the deep south of aeterna, with a very commandeering mother and a mostly-absent father. he doesn't talk much about his childhood, for reasons that can be easily inferred. he moved to ado city to become more involved in the worship of ammos, an act of personal rebellion against his parents, who were devoted to pagos.
paranoid to his very core, ethaniel has a big ego. there's a specific way he wants things to be done, and any deviation from plan can send him spiralling pretty quick. there's a part of him, deep down, that wants to be a better person than he is, but it's smothered most of the time by a strong desire for vindication. jittery and haughty, dishonest and vain, ethaniel is pretty obviously the odd one out of our trio. he has a sweet tooth, and can be good-natured when he actually does manage to calm down. probably more than a pretty face, but that's yet to be discovered.
aries sun, scorpio moon, cancer rising. 6 feet, 7 inches tall.
WOLFGANG
status: dead
any (usually he)
ethaniel's friend, though he doesn't seem to be very friendly. jealous, deceptive, and wry, wolfgang is an enigma. all that can we can really be certain of is this: he hates the gods. i wonder why that is?
exactly 6 feet tall. most likely not to be trusted.